Apartment Hunting

Well, I'm moving out of my apartment in a few days and have yet to find somewhere to move into. It seems impossible to find a place without having a job to prove your income. So in my desperation I created an ad on Craigslist seeking a room to rent with the hopes that someone would be willing to take me in....

Here's my first response:


"Hello! how are you? hope this finds you well... We are a young professional couple living in Santa Monica (14 blocks to the beach). we are mellow, laid back but do love fun & action in a way. We are very clean (ddfree) and non-smokers. Please be too. Please, this is probably not what you expected off hand but we really mean no offense and just want to offer you a share. If this email offends you in any way - we apologize! we have a one bedroom apartment and wanted to invite you to stay with us here. can be just a few days, several weeks and even long term (depending on what you're actually interested in). Would like to be more of friends and share with you our friendship, care, affection and hopefully develop intimacy between us. (we have a great sofa-bed in the living room but would be nice if you slept with us in our bed from time to time). Will you consider having fun with us, in an intimate way? (or just with the guy - i love to share!). This is more of a sincere emotional and physical relationship. We realize this is a little unconventional, but we are secure in our relationship and have weighed the consequences and believe in opening up our relationship with others. we mean no offense and this is only intended to those girls who wish to explore the living in trio scenario. we are very open-minded and laid back. not into the partying but more of a relaxed evening with dinner and glass of wine with some tv or nice conversation. we would be grateful if you would put your share in the and help us a bit on household stuff...Please send some pics of you and tell us about you."

Not quite what I had in mind, but they are only 14 blocks to the beach...hmm.